5.22.2007

Murphy's Law (for Nurses)

Below I posted some of the laws that I liked but for all of the laws check out Murphy's Law for Nurses

- As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.

- Your nose will itch the very moment your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids.

- The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.

- You always remember "just one more thing" you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.

- As soon as you discontinue the IV line, more fluids will be ordered.

- You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end.

- For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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