Nursing School Survival Rules

(this is from Nurses: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes)

1. When in doubt, wash your hands.

2. The correct answer is either "hand washing" or "patient airway."

3. If it moves, ambulate it. If it doesn't move, turn and reposition it Q2H.

4. Remember the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not cross thy sterile field.

5. The instructor is ALWAYS right.

6. See Rule #5.